tltty:

I changed my friend’s email signature to “I CANNOT STOP FARTING!!!!!!!!!” in size 72 font and she doesn’t know how to change it back & she’s been emailing teachers omfg i love me

• friend: there's a life outside the internet
• me: link me

cat-adores-loki:

There are 5 sexy motherf*ckers out there.

THERE ARE FIVE TOM HIDDLESTONS IN THE WORLD?!
 

sararye:

• Europe: Russia, two for you.
• Europe: Sweden? FOUR for you, Sweden. You go, Sweden!
• Europe: And uh...Serba... Do we have a Serba here?
• Serbia: It's Serbia.
• Europe: Oh Serbia, here you go, one for you... And none for the U.K., bye.

so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner

then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale

it turns out she bought shampoo

now we have 13 bottles of shampoo

and 0 bottles of conditioner

here’s another fun little tidbit

the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair

i am your child HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ME? WE ARE ASIAN GODDAMNIT

groovymuttations:

I have these hunger games posters on my wall and I dunno even know I just feel like they’re watching me and judging me all the time